Why was the skeleton using the Internet?

To bone up on his schoolwork.

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What do you call a Winston using his Jetpack?

A Boosted Animal

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Don't use child labor.

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How much work does it take to send a packet across the internet?

20 Watts

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Andrew Lloyd Webber.

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What instrument do skeletons play?

A trombone!

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He had no body to go with !

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Their hump has no bone.

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After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

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What did Donkey Kong say when Mario asked him for help for some schoolwork?

I D K"

Why was the skeleton using the Internet?

To bone up on his schoolwork.