What do you call an Australian who discriminates against different types of rice?

Rice-ist!

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What do you call a display of Australian patriotism?

Stockholm Syndrome.

What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!

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What do you call someone who discriminates against paintings?

An artist. My 11 year son just came up with this one.

Why do SJWs like cancer?

Because it doesn't discriminate.

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What is both a short shopping list, and a potential Chinese luxury automobile?

Rolls * Rice

What is Spiderman's favourite brand of rice?

Uncle Ben's