How many hippies does it take to change a light bulb?

Hippies can't change anything. And they smell bad.

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How many spoiled rich girls does it take... ...to change a light bulb?

Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"

How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. Vegans have the same capability of changing a lightbulb as non-vegans.

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How many baby sitters does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None They don't make Pampers small enough.

How many Black Lives Matters protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything.

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What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.

What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

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What's Slimy, cold, green, and smells like pork?

A: Kermit the Frog's Finger

Why is there no scope for dealers/middle men in the field of extractive metallurgy?

Because he/she who smelt it, dealt it.