What's the worst thing about being a transgender?

Having the women inside of you telling you what to do.

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How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'

How can you tell a black person is lying?

His lips are moving.

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Why is a woman unlike a washing machine?

After you throw a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow you around.

Why don't women wear skirts during winter?

They'll get chapped lips!

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What's the worst thing to say to a person with depression?

Don't be depressed

What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?

When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.

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What's the difference between a Transformer robot and a Transgender person?

One is living in a spaceship and one is living a lie.

Why should transgender people get separate bathrooms?

There's already handicapped stalls.