Why don't babies work?

Because they're all out of cervix

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Where do most black people work?

In jail

What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes ... A FSHHH

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Who was bigger, the baby or his mom?

The baby, because he's a little Bigger.

What's blue, small and sits in a corner?

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Why don't babies work?

Because they're all out of cervix

What did the Medieval Gynecologist say to his patients?

At your cervix, m'lady