Why don't babies work?

Because they're all out of cervix

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What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening?

Have a nice bite!

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She worked it out with a pencil.

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What did the Medieval Gynecologist say to his patients?

At your cervix, m'lady

Why don't babies work?

Because they're all out of cervix