What does a pirate do when he has a cold?

Arrr make tea

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What does a pirate call three feet?

A YAAAARRRRGGGG!! Oh look a door.

What's the difference between a pirate and a necrophiliac?

I'm not sure, but they both go out with shovels to find the booty.

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

Why does Britain love tea so much?

Because tea leaves.

What does a pirate do when he has a cold?

Arrr make tea

Cold Jokes More Cold Jokes

What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.

What did the sick fish say when he got sick?

I've cod a cold."

Arrr Jokes More Arrr Jokes

Whats a Pirates favorite letter?

Ya'll think it's the Arrr but it be the Ceeee

How do pirates know they are pirates?

They think therefore they arrr