Arrr make tea
X marks the pot, matey."
Cus they love to count YAAAARds.
Steeped in mystery!
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
One goes to the bar for a cold one. The other goes to a morgue.
A Polysneezin.
The pirate replies, "Arrr it's drivin me nuts!"
What arrr ya buncha pirates or sumthin?