What do you call a Canadian fish with no bones?

Phil, eh?

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Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

How can you tell if a Canadian is an existentialist?

Instead of saying "I'm an existentialist, eh." They will say "I'm an existentialist, ... be."

What do you call a black Canadian?

Just 'Canadian'.

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How many marshmallows does it take to get to the moon?

Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!

How did the Hulk's mind blow?

Somebody threw a bone very far and Hulk yelled "HULK GET IT! HEY WAIT."

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What do you call a man in a hole?

Phil.

What's the song that coldplay wrote for you?

Yellow. *Phil answers phone*