How do you tell the difference between a Fabric Designer and a Science Professor?

Ask them to pronounce "LATEX"

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What's the difference between a gnome and an elf?

Gnomenclature.

What's the difference between a repost and a bullet?

I don't want to put a repost in my mouth

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When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

How can you tell which nurse is the head nurse at a hospital?

She's the one with the dirty knees.

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How many girl scouts are these cookies made of?

he asks with a large smile on his face.

What did the proctologist ask the restaurant goer?

Can I push your stool in?

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How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".

How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.