How do you tell the difference between a Fabric Designer and a Science Professor?

Ask them to pronounce "LATEX"

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What's the difference between Kim Kardashian and a colored wash?

Whites occasionally get inside a colored wash.

What's the difference between a Canadian woman and a moose?

50 pounds and a flannel.

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Where do you want to go for our anniversary?

She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen "

Why are mexicans bad firefighters?

Because they cant tell jose from hose B

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What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!

How do you know he's a peeping tom?

Woman: "When I asked him what he was doing out there, he said 'I was trying to get a pikachu'".

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What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.