How did the road break its ankles?

The chicken crossed it.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why do baby boomers like fracking so much?

Because figuratively breaking the country apart isn't enough.

What do you get with breaking news?

News casts

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken run around screaming?

Because he had to use the bathroom.

Why did the chicken cross the pathway?

By doing so, he got to the other side. Romney 2012.

Ankle Jokes More Ankle Jokes

Why do blondes wear underwear?

To keep their ankles warm.

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?

Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did jay z cross the road?

Because mr mantis ate my skunk food.

What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What's it called when Jesus walks across the street?

A cross walk

Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side