Why don't cows hang out with camels?

They're all a bunch of drama-dairies.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why do mycologists have such a good time?

Because they hang around the fungi.

Why is that bear hanging out in the bar?

ME: He's a well known, gimmick. IAN: Really ME: That's Conan. Conan The Bar Bear, Ian.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and the Twin Towers?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

Why did the cow win a Nobel Prize?

Because he was out standing in his field.

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

How do you get a bunch of Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Say "Get out of the pool."

What do you call a bunch of zombie chickens?

The Bawking Dead

Camel Jokes More Camel Jokes

What do you call a camel in Alaska?

Lost.

What do you call a camel with three humps?

Pregnant

Drama Dairy Jokes More Drama Dairy Jokes

Why don't cows hang out with camels?

They're all a bunch of drama-dairies.

What do you call a hump-backed cow that always wants to be the center of attention?

A drama-dairy.