Why did the dolphin feel crabby?

Because he ate too many crabs!

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Which member felt the warmest?

The conductor.

How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl?

Feel around for the dough nuts

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

What happened when a cannibal went on a self-catering holiday?

He ate himself.

Where did the API go to eat?

To the RESTaurant.

Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

Why did the Crab not share any plankton with his friends?

Because he was shellfish.

What do you call a crab that plays baseball?

A pinch hitter.

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net?

It's not a too-nah!"

What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way?

He whale-d