Why did the dolphin feel crabby?

Because he ate too many crabs!

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Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.

What's better, Star Wars or Star Trek?

Answer: Knowing what intimacy with another living human being feels like.

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What happened to the pimp who ate too much Italian food?

He got Pasta-toots.

Why is it Windows 10 and not 9?

because 7 ate 9.

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Why did the crab take the last slice of pizza?

Because he's shellfish!

What's worse than a lobster on your piano?

Crabs on your organ.

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Why did the dolphin feel crabby?

Because he ate too many crabs!

What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way?

He whale-d