Why don't crabs give to charity?

Because they are shellfish

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How many different kinds of crabs can you get in Baltimore?

Two, and often from the same person.

Why did the crab hate to share?

He was a little shellfish.

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Why don't shrimp give anything to charity?

Because they're shellfish.

Why don't prawns give to charity?

Because they're shellfish.