Why don't crabs give to charity?

Because they are shellfish

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Why did the crab jump out of the water?

Because the SeaWeed..

Why did the dolphin feel crabby?

Because he ate too many crabs!

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Why didn't Jesus start a charity?

Cuz they're not for prophets.

How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity