Lactose Jokes

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

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Why don't cows drink milk?

because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

Why do people who drink milk struggle to walk?

Because they lactose.

Why does a cow have hooves but not feet?

Cause they lactose.

Why can't cows do ballet?

Because they lactose.

Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

Why don't dairy farmers wear flip flops?

Because they lactose.

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Hoof Jokes More Hoof Jokes

Why does a cow have hooves but not feet?

Cause they lactose.

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Where did the farmer find his missing baby horse?

In the foliage.

What do you call a farmer who is really good at his job?

A man who is outstanding in his field.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do a gallon of milk and the city of Carthage have in common?

Ideally you only have to sack them once, but we should probably sack them again for good measure.

What is it called when a cow is unwillingly milked?

Moo**lestation

Ponyboy Jokes More Ponyboy Jokes

Why is Ponyboy lactose intolerant?

He hates Dairy but likes Sodapop.

What did King Midas say to the centaur?

Stay gold, Ponyboy.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

What do Child predators use to get dry skin off of their feet?

A Pedofile

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What shoes to chickens wear?

Reebok bok bok

What do you call a group of 5 guys named Curtis that are all wearing matching suits?

A Curtis-y flush

Dairy Jokes More Dairy Jokes

Why is Ponyboy lactose intolerant?

He hates Dairy but likes Sodapop.

Why don't dairy farmers wear flip flops?

Because they lactose.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

What did the Israeli Prime Minister who can't say the word "and" say about candy that caused such a hubbub?

Mike Ike's are my least favorite.

Why is it warmer near the corners of a room?

Cause they're at 90 degrees.