Why did the haunted house not like rain?

A: Because it dampened his spirits.

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What do snake charmers do in the rain?

Turn on their windshield vipers.

Why do cows lie down in the rain?

To keep each udder dry.

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What's the difference between a suicidal ghost hunter and a weaboo alcohol taster?

One drinks bleach and watches spirits the other drinks spirits and watches Bleach.

Why did the haunted house not like rain?

A: Because it dampened his spirits.

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Why didn't the girl go into the haunted house?

She didn't have the balls.

What did one the left headphone say to the right headphone as they walked through a haunted house?

This place feels earie.

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What did the homeowners of house haunted by windows have?

Phantom panes.

What do you call the ghost of a chicken that haunts people in their homes?

A poultry-geist.

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Why did the haunted house not like rain?

A: Because it dampened his spirits.

Why don't ghosts like rainy days?

Because it dampens their souls!!!!