Why did the haunted house not like rain?

A: Because it dampened his spirits.

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Why did the haunted house not like rain?

A: Because it dampened his spirits.

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Why did the haunted house not like rain?

A: Because it dampened his spirits.

Why don't ghosts like rainy days?

Because it dampens their souls!!!!