What is the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in church has hope in her soul

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bird and a fly?

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

What the difference between a black guy and a donut?

One of them already had a hole before the cop saw it

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why do girls always go in threes when using the restroom?

Because they can't even.

Why are teenage girls so much better at English than boys?

Girls, like, have a much better, like, grasp of, like, similes.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What's the difference between a church bell &amp a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What's the diffrence between a girl in a church and a girl in a bath?

The girl in a church has a soul full of hope and the girl in a bath has, well... EDIT: better structure.

What's the difference between a praying nun and a girl taking a bath?

One has hope in her soul and the other has soap in her hole

Bathtub Jokes More Bathtub Jokes

What do you do with an epileptic in a bathtub?

Laundry.

What do you call three Egyptian women in a bathtub?

Gorillas in the mist

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

How can you tell if a duck has soul?

If it's bill withers!

Why do gingers hang out with black people?

Because gingers have no soul, and black people have too much!