What is the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in church has hope in her soul

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Whats the difference between Pink Floyd and Princess Diana?

Nothing, their last big hit was the wall.

What's the difference between a garbanzo pea and a chick pea?

I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face.

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What do you call a girl from Alabama who's faster than her brothers?

A virgin

What do you call a girl between two posts?

Annette.

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What do you call a whirlpool in a church?

Holy water!

What did the deer first say when he got to church?

Deer God, please forgive me of my sins.

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What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

The nun has hope in her soul!

Where are they going to take me?

I hope its somewhere good

Bathtub Jokes More Bathtub Jokes

What do my toaster and I have in common?

We both like to be in the same bathtub at the same time.

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

The woman in church has hope in her soul... The woman In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

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What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

The nun has hope in her soul!

Whats the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.