What is the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in church has hope in her soul

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Stanley Yelnats and the rest of the kids in Holes?

He was just a nerdy digger.

What's the difference between arguing with a girl and arguing with a knife?

The knife has a point

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween?

Mash-scara!

Why do girls prefer to drive auto cars, instead of manual?

Because they want the D.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

Why do you never see any bugs in a church?

Because they are in sects.

Why did the atheist go to church?

To use the Pokestop.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub?

Answer: One has hope in her soul the other has soap in her hole.

What do you call Stephen Hawking rolling away from an explosion?

Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)

Bathtub Jokes More Bathtub Jokes

What should you do when your epileptic child starts seizing in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry!

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and a black widow?

Nothing. Neither can climb out of a bathtub.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What's the difference between a woman in the bath and a woman at church?

Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.

Why do Black people like Kia so much?

Because it has Soul.