What do books wear on a rainy day?

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Why don't chickens wear underwear?

Because their peckers are on their faces.

What's the difference between a guy wearing a bullet proof vest and the English football team?

The guy would survive the first round.

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Why don't blonde's like audio-books?

A: There aren't any pictures.

What book you reading there?

Me: 'How To Kidnap A Coworker' CW:... Me: Not you, Karen. A pretty one.

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What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

What do books wear on a rainy day?

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