Who can shave 30 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.

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Why didn't the feminist shave her arm pits?

Just kidding, just wanted to rile a few people up. But if you want to have a punchline contest, feel free.

What did the sheep use to shave before his wedding?

Elopping shears

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What did one leg say to the other?

Shorty's growin a beard.

What's the difference between Bigfoot and a Mexican with a beard?

Bigfoot is occasionally sighted

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What does Fetty Wap buy when he goes to Walmart?

7 tees, 30 eggs

What's a magazine?

asked every guy under 30.

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Why do barbers make good drivers?

Because they know all the short cuts.

Who can shave 30 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.