Who can shave 30 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.

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Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.

What do logicians use to shave?

Occam's razor

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Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?

A: A barber.

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

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How many frames per second does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 because that's peasants work.

What's the difference between a carpenter and a construction worker?

30 IQ points. This, as any carpenter will tell you, isn't a joke.

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How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food?

By giving her a Brazilian wax first!

What do you call someone who has to shave 30 times a day?

A barber