You know you can't but you really want to hit it.
Because you always want another one!
I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.
Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Not many people know this, but zebras arent actually born with stripes. There is actually an entire industry of people called zebra painters who go around painting black stripes on zebras. This is done so zebras arent confused with albino donkeys.
The number of the car that hit him.
Because pitchers don't hit in the American League!
Forever 21.
21, the first 20 will just repost an old one.
Because someone's always on the deck!
17, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1 to hold the ladder and the other 15 to drink whiskey until the roof spins
17 dirty apes.
