How are your step mother and a 17 in the card game 21 similar?

You know you can't but you really want to hit it.

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Why'd the crazy guy jump out of the hot air balloon's basket?

He wanted to escape from the ballooney bin.

Why did the alcoholic chop off the little boy's legs?

He wanted his *Kidneys*.

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How do the Muslims like their eggs cooked?

Sunni side up. I know this is a Shiite joke.

What were Adam's first ever words to Eve?

Stand back - I don't know how big it's going to get!"

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What is red and hangs around trees?

A baby hit by a snow blower

What animal is best at hitting a baseball?

A bat!

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Why 21 didn't invite his brother for dinner?

28

What should we call ourselves?

How about 22 pilots "Idk. Seems like an awful lot of pilots" 21 pilots "Omg"

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Why can't pirates play any card games?

Because someone's always on the deck!

How are your step mother and a 17 in the card game 21 similar?

You know you can't but you really want to hit it.

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How many unwashed gorillas did Fetty Wap buy?

17 dirty apes.

Why are high school girls only 13, 15, or 17?

Because OMG, they like LITERALLY can't even.