Why don't golf courses ever serve sandwiches?

They always turn out to be sub par.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How do you drive this thing?

Two soldiers are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "GLUGGLUGBLUGBWOOABB"

Why did the invisible man turn down the job?

He couldn't see himself doing the work

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

What happens when you don't serve drinks at a party?

There's no punch line.

Why are the waiters in here so nasty?

Waiter: Look at who they have to serve.

Golf Course Jokes More Golf Course Jokes

Why did the elephant take off his socks at the golf course?

He got a hole in one.

What do you call a Russian on a golf course?

Vladimir Puttin'

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

What do you call the electronic process of making a sandwich?

A sub routine.

What do the members of Blackstreet like on their sandwiches?

Mayo mayo mayo mayooooooooooooooooo