Have your mom sit down on a golf course.
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He got a hole in one.
They always turn out to be sub par.
He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.
Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.
Because it's a crime to drink and drive.
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Because racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.
At the moment this joke.
A: He's the stiff one.
Because it's always spotted.
He was just stalin for time
He needed a Chech mate!
Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.
Tiger Woods has a better driver
To see who shot his "paw."
It was a black one.
Because they can turn any animal into a vegetable!
Because it was turned on!
In case he got a hole in one.