Why are the waiters in here so nasty?

Waiter: Look at who they have to serve.

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How was I supposed to know they meant combined?

They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old

What's the point?

You look ridiculous. What difference does 1 inch really make Don't answer that.

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Which state serves the smallest soft drinks?

Minnesota.

Why do they never serve a beer at math party?

Because you can't drink and derive

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

Why do waiters like Gorillas better than flies?

Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter there's a Gorilla in my soup!'

What did the Australian chess player say to the waiter when he finished his meal?

Check, mate.