How many Arabs does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just sit in the dark and blame the Jews.

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How many line dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight!

How many country singers does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to put in the new one, and two to sing about how good the old one was.

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How many hobos does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in dumpsters

How many editors does it take to change a light bulb?

A: If we change the light bulb we'll have to change everything.

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Why are you guys all sitting on the same side of the table?

DaVinci

What's pink and sits on a piano chair?

Elton's John

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What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

How many Hindus does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they will keep worshipping in dark.

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What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

Why is the dog man's best friend?

He has to have someone to blame the farts on.

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What do you call an arab who wants to be European yet keeps practicing his beloved religion, islam?

A turk.

Why are camels also known as Ships Of The Desert'?

Because they're full of Arab seamen.....

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How many Arabs does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They'll sit in the dark and blame the Jews

How many Arabs does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just sit in the dark and blame the Jews.