Why do cool guys never look at explosions?

Because they die in them.

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How do you get over trophobia?

Look at the hole photo for 30 seconds straight

What has everyone been doing at Apple since the problems with the iPhone 6 started?

Looking for Jobs.

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What do bees and celebrities have in common?

They're both dying at an alarming rate.

Where do lightbulbs die?

Offswitch.

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What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?

All that was left was de brie.

Where did the man go after the explosion?

All over.