Why don't kleptomaniacs have a sense of humor?

Because they take everything, literally....

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What do you call corn with a sense of humor?

Laughing stalk

What type of sense of humor does rain have?

A very wet sense of humor

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How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. They are very efficient and don't have much of a sense of humor.

Why is golf named "golf"?

Because all the other fore letter words were taken (Thanks to ... this now makes sense...)

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Why don't kleptomaniacs get puns?

Because they always take things literally.

Why don't kleptomaniacs understand metaphors?

Because they take everything, literally.