Why don't kleptomaniacs have a sense of humor?

Because they take everything, literally....

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Why didn't Darth Vader make it as a stand up comic?

Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side.

What is Captain Hook's favorite kind of humor?

Dead Pan.

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Why couldn't the dolphin choose a career?

She had no sense of porpoise.

What's easier to get, aids or lung cancer?

Depends what you smoke. (Not native speaker, sorry if it doesn't make sense)

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Why can't you tell a pun to a kleptomaniac?

They take things literally.

Why can't you use sarcasm with a kleptomaniac?

Because they take things literally.