Mid Life Crisis Jokes

Why was the Ethiopian baby crying?

He was having a mid-life crisis

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Why did the Ethiopian child have a frown?

He was having his mid life crisis!

Why was the Nigerian toddler crying?

He was going through mid life crisis.

What's the roughest part about being a 7-year-old in Liberia?

The mid-life crisis.

What did Kurt Kobain have such a terrible time in 7th grade?

He was having a mid-life crisis.

Why don't men have mid-life crises?

They stay stuck in adolescence.

Why was the 6 month old Nigerian unhappy?

He was having a mid life crisis.

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What's the difference between a 6 month old and a 20 year old?

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Why was the 6 month old Nigerian unhappy?

He was having a mid life crisis.

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Why did the Ethiopian child have a frown?

He was having his mid life crisis!

Why was the one y.o. Ethiopian child crying?

Because he was having his mid-life crisis.

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Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.

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The 7th German Panzer Division

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What did the blind, innocent, sweet, paraplegic 7 year old boy get for his birthday?

Cancer.

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A 7 year-old girl who can run faster than her brothers.

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Why was the Mathematician frowned upon?

He was a chronic math-debater

Why did the Ethiopian child have a frown?

He was having his mid life crisis!

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Where do you buy a baby?

Hole Foods.

What do you call a half-white and half-Hispanic baby?

A baby.

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How do Ethiopians celebrate their kids first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave.

What Do You Call an Ethiopian with A Piece of Lettuce on His Head?

A Quarter Pounder.