Why does Bernie Sanders hate icebergs?

Because only the top 1% can stay above water.

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Why did the mexican fire department fail?

They didnt have any Jose to spray the water.

What happens when you drop a decimal point in water ?

it floats.

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Where is the best place for a 1-legged waitress to work?

IHOP

What kind of milk do the wealthiest people in the world give to their children?

1%

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How do Catholic church priests stay healthy?

They exorcise.

Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon?

Because it was a full moon and there was no room.

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How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

What the difference between Bernie Sanders and a piece of fruit?

Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.

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Who do penguins celebrate Hanukkah with?

The Icebergs

Why didn't the penguin jump off the iceberg?

Because he got cold feet.