Why does Bernie Sanders hate icebergs?

Because only the top 1% can stay above water.

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Why can't black people swim?

Because there is no water in Africa.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

A: Bob

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What do you call 5 black guys around 1 white guy?

A family friend paying a visit.

What 6 things would you want on a deserted island?

Me: 1) You-- 10YO: Seriously Why would you drag me into that

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Which country has the highest number of foolish people?

Hungary. Stay Hungary, Stay Foolish

How do you know you let a hippie stay at your house?

He's still there.

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What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their parents?

roommates

What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

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Why does Bernie Sanders hate icebergs?

Because only the top 1% can stay above water.

What do you call Kosher ice?

Iceberg