Why don't midgets like barbecues?

because the steaks are too high.

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What is a vampires least favorite food?

Steak! ...I'll see myself out now.

Why don't midgets like barbecues?

because the steaks are too high.

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What is 34.5?

69 for midgets

What do dwarves and midgets have in common?

Very little

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What did the black kid get on his SAT?

Barbecue sauce

What does a cannibal bring to a barbecue?

OC) Brats!