Why don't midgets like barbecues?

because the steaks are too high.

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Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers?

The steaks were getting too damn high.

How do sharks like their steak?

Whale-done :)

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What did the doctor say to the midget waiting in the lobby?

You're just going to have to be a little patient.

When is it okay to kick a midget in the balls?

When he tells you that your wife's hair smells good.

Barbecue Jokes More Barbecue Jokes

Why can't you barbecue in Amsterdam?

Because the steaks are too high.

What does a cannibal bring to a barbecue?

OC) Brats!