Why don't midgets like barbecues?

because the steaks are too high.

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Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

What is a moo hoo for steak that came late?

Filet delay!

Which is more stable, a hamburger or a steak?

Hamburger, it's in the ground state.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

Who has to always be on there toes?

A midget at a urinal.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'd be surprised if you could fit two in there

Barbecue Jokes More Barbecue Jokes

Why did so many people show up to see the cannibal get cremated?

His family advertised it as a barbecue.

What does a frog do when it barbecues?

Rib it...duh!