Armenian Jokes

Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

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What's the difference between a turkey sandwich and a ham sandwich?

A turkey sandwich doesn't recognize the Armenian genocide

How do you stop an Armenian tank?

You shoot the guys pushing it.

What do you call the device that keeps an Armenian man safe?

A Serj Protector.

Why don't more people cook Armenian food?

Because it can be very thyme-consuming.

What's the difference between an Armenian and a Gorilla?

Just one hair.

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Device Jokes More Device Jokes

What do you call the device that keeps an Armenian man safe?

A Serj Protector.

What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

Ham Sandwich Jokes More Ham Sandwich Jokes

What's the difference between a pig and a ham sandwich?

You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich.

What's the difference between a turkey sandwich and a ham sandwich?

A turkey sandwich doesn't recognize the Armenian genocide

Consume Jokes More Consume Jokes

What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender

Why didn't galactus consume the milky way?

He was galactose-intolerant. I'm sorry.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people say "Be there or be square"?

Because if you're not there, then you're not around.

Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.

Celebrate Jokes More Celebrate Jokes

Why did the mathematician celebrate 4/20 on January 5?

Because he knows how to reduce fractions.

How do Ethiopians celebrate their kids first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

Why do turkeys always gobble?

Why do turkeys always gobble? They havent been taught good table manners!

Who is never hungry at Christmas ?

The turkey - he's always stuffed !

Deny Jokes More Deny Jokes

Why do black men hate posting on reddit?

Because they can't deny that their comment was the parent.

Why was Saint Peter so good at basketball?

He denied Jesus 3 times

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

Why do Lannisters have such big beds?

GoT because they push twins together to make a king.

Why did the wheelchair-bound girlfriend break up with her boyfriend?

He kept pushing her around.