Just one hair.
One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.
Teacher: What is the difference between lightning and electricity? Alexander: I know you do not have to pay for lightning.
Because they shot the gorilla
Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter there's a Gorilla in my soup!'
It's someone who cuts hair in a library.
A bald man.
A Serj Protector.
Because it can be very thyme-consuming.
