Why don't pediatricians like to wait?

Because they have little patients.

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How does Han Solo like to get around Endor?

Ewoks

What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

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Just waiting for Ronaldo"

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He waits at the next station

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Why don't pediatricians like to wait?

Because they have little patients.

Why do pediatricians get so frustrated?

They have very little patients.

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Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the new year's eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)

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Pedi-files