Why don't the Beastie Boys juggle vegetables anymore?

Because they kept making the beets... MMMMMM DROPPPPP

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What's the hardest part to cook in a vegetable ?

The wheelchair

Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

That's where you wash all your vegetables!

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What was the vegan rock band's first hit?

Lettuce turnip the beet!

How do farmers party?

They turnip the beets!

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Why did the clown refuse to juggle?

He didn't have the balls to do it.

Why don't the Beastie Boys juggle vegetables anymore?

Because they kept making the beets... MMMMMM DROPPPPP