Why don't the Beastie Boys juggle vegetables anymore?

Because they kept making the beets... MMMMMM DROPPPPP

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Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor

Why did the vegetables invite the mushroom to their party?

They heard he was a fungi

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How do you make a salad wrap?

By adding some beets

Knock! Knock! Who's there! Beets! Beets who?

Beets me but I just forgot the joke!

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Why don't the Beastie Boys juggle vegetables anymore?

Because they kept making the beets... MMMMMM DROPPPPP

Why did the clown refuse to juggle?

He didn't have the balls to do it.