Why is the orange Rolling down the road?

Because it's run out of juice!!!!!! (:

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why didn't the Marshmallow Peep cross the road on Easter?

Because it was a little chicken.

Why did the man get dumber after he fixed the potholes in the road?

Because he re-tarred it.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

How can you tell if someone has a Jamaican accent?

They roll their J's.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the bottom

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why can't you run in camp sites?

Its 'ran', because it's past tents... Ill see myself out.

Why couldn't the salad bowl play Scrabble?

It had run out of lettuce

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

What do you call an orange thats been in the sun too long?

tangerine

Who's there? Orange. Orange who?

Orange you glad I painfully waited until I was done cooking your food to take a poop?

Juice Jokes More Juice Jokes

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

Why did the bodybuilder stop in the middle of the road?

They ran out of juice!