What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?

A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a hobo on a bicycle?

Attire.

What's the difference between Sammy and Scooby-Doo?

Scooby-Doo doesn't have a dog.

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What's black on the outside and white on the inside?

Whitney Houston's nose

What is the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A BMW's pricks are on the inside!

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

Why did Dracula need medicine?

Because he was coffin.

How can you tell when a vampire is sick?

By his coffin!

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What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?

A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.

How does Yo-Yo Ma answer the phone?

Cello?

Corpse Jokes More Corpse Jokes

Why was everyone saying such kind, loving words to the man?

The man was a corpse being buried forever.

What is the one thing you shouldn't do at a funeral?

The corpse.