Why don't U2's lawyers ever make any money?

All their work is pro Bono.

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Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

Why don't U2's lawyers ever make any money?

All their work is pro Bono.