Why don't girls where skirts in the winter?

So they don't get chapped lips.

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Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter?

They get chapped lips

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They'll get chapped lips!

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Why don't girls where skirts in the winter?

So they don't get chapped lips.

Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter?

They get chapped lips