Why don't women wear watches?

Because there's a perfectly good clock on the stove

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What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church?

The woman in church has hope in her soul.

What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?

Amazon Prime.

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Where's Finnick?

Odair he is! Obligatory: My brother told this to me while watching Mockingjay P2.

When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.

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Who wears robes, cuts off people's hands, and lives in the desert?

Obi-Wan Kenobi.

What kind of pants do the Super Mario Bros. wear?

Denim denim denim..... I'll see myself out.

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How does a witch make scrambled eggs ?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright ! 'Owl be seeing you later.'

How did hipster kid hurt himself?

He touched the stove before it was cool...