Who wears a red suit and knows if you were naughty or nice?

The Spanish Inquisition.

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What's a orphans first words?

I don't know. But it sure as hell isn't mommy or daddy.

How do you know your waitress is having a rough night?

She's got a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pen.

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What kind of jackets do Audiophiles wear?

FLAC jackets

Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?

So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.

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What kind of suit does a lawyer like best?

The Spanish Inquisition.

What's the best time of day?

The Spanish Inquisition. . . . . . Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.