What do you call a dog wearing a watch?

You would call it a dog. A dog wearing a watch is not a watchdog.

Previous Random Joke Next

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get if you play a C&W song backwards?

Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

What's it called when a dog burns down a building?

Arfson

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Why are you watching Thatcher's funeral?

Mum: "Just to make sure"

How much longer?

Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do race car drivers wear under their fire retardant suits?

Speedos !

What do you call a whale that isn't wearing any underwear?

Free Willy

Watchdog Jokes More Watchdog Jokes

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog?

A terrified postman.

Why did the dog run in circles?

He was a watchdog and needed winding.