What do you call a dog wearing a watch?

You would call it a dog. A dog wearing a watch is not a watchdog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog with lice in China?

Full course dinner

What do you call a dog on the beach?

Sandy Claws Merry Christmas

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What do you mean I can't identify as a television?

Just watch me!

Why did the German watchmaker say to the watch that kept saying "Tick, tick, tick, tick,..."?

Ve haff vays of meking you tock."

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

How do deaf people tell each other secrets ?

They wear mittens.

Why don't mountains get cold?

They wear snow caps. *cringe* Courtesy of Westjet's horrible phone line.

Watchdog Jokes More Watchdog Jokes

Why did the dog run in circles?

He was a watchdog and needed winding.

What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver?

Time to get a new watchdog.