Why does the bride always wear white?

Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.

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Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

How's the business?

2) Do you have a girlfriend 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator

How do you know when to use "fridge" or "refrigerator"?

Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Who Wears The Old Clothes Of Angela Merkel?

Angela Merkel.

What do you call someone who wears a diaper fashioned from a map?

Incontinent

Bride Jokes More Bride Jokes

Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine

What happened at the cannibal's wedding party?

They toasted the bride and groom.

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

How do you make a cat go "Woof!"?

Soak it in petrol and put a match to it. (This is a joke, not and instruction, Reddit)

Dishwasher Jokes More Dishwasher Jokes

How does a dishwasher make his money?

Panhandling

Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

Stove Jokes More Stove Jokes

Why are wedding dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the stove.

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.