Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.
Because there might be an Italian dressing.
a refrigerator wearing a denim jacket
Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
Wait but that means-" *Hamster at home wearing glorious diamond earrings*
Bride and Prejudice !
So the dishwasher matches the washing machine
Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her
So the dishwasher matches the appliances
Give her a shovel.
Because there's a perfectly good clock on the stove
You don't, there's already a clock on the stove.
