What is the difference between a boat and a woman?

The boat cuts through the water, a woman waters through the cut.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a black man and a dining room table?

A dining room table can stay and support a family of four.

What is the difference between a 3D modeller and a gamer?

Ask them what a 3Ds is.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

How does a mermaid give a man head?

She blows him out of the water

What turns you on the most?

Water. It makes me wet instantly.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do black guys have that's longer than most white men's and gets even bigger when they touch a woman?

Their criminal record.

How does a flight of steps check out a woman?

It stares.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What equine likes to cut in line?

A sawhorse!

What makes a barbershop quartet sound so amazing?

They're on the cutting edge of musical innovation.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

How do they launch a champagne factory?

They throw a boat at it.

What do you yell when a woman falls of a boat?

Full speed ahead