What is the difference between a boat and a woman?

The boat cuts through the water, a woman waters through the cut.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Mike Tyson and the iPhone 4s?

There are no videos of Mike Tyson.

What's the difference between garbanzo beans and chickpeas?

I've never paid $200 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you call it when your water breaks and you can't get ahold of the midwife?

A midwife crisis.

What is a prime way of knowing when a retard is thirsty?

He'll have water on the brain.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do women and werewolves have in common?

Offensive) They both go berserk once every month.

What do you call a woman without an sshole?

A: Divorced

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What's the cutest part of a house?

The awning. I know, I'm sorry.

How do you get people to quit smoking?

Cut off their lips

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What's a Cuban's favorite song?

Row row row your boat Over to Key West Scarily scarily scarily scarily Avoid the INS

What does a pirate do for entertainment?

Whatever floats his boat.