What is the difference between a boat and a woman?

The boat cuts through the water, a woman waters through the cut.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and Sasha Grey?

The look on their face while being nailed.

What is the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls outs

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why don't blondes like to make Kool-Aid?

They can't get eight cups of water into that little packet.

How do you sink a polish war ship?

You put it in water

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do black guy's have that is twice the size of white men's, and expands upon contact with a woman?

A criminal record.

What do you call a woman with only one leg?

Eileen.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What's long, black, and dangerous to cut?

The line at KFC.

How do frat boys cut down trees?

With a sah, dude

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What's the difference between American and Canadian?

A boat.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled behind a boat?

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