How do Muslim women get wrinkles off their faces?

Fabric softener.

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What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?

You can't wash your face in a buffalo.

Whats the difference between a Russian garbanzo bean and a Russian chickpea?

A president has never been blackmailed into treason over a video of him paying to have a Russian garbanzo bean on his face.

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What do you call a Muslim basketball player's best move?

Islam Dunk

Where do Muslims go on a weekend?

To Mecca Bingo.

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What is a Muslim womans favorite amendment?

The second (right to bare arms)

How do Muslim women get wrinkles off their faces?

Fabric softener.

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Why are elephants big, wrinkled, grey, and hairy?

A: Because if they were small, smooth, white, and hairless, they'd be aspirin tablets!

What's the smallest thing in the universe?

A pebble caught between the wrinkle of a flea's ball.