How do Muslim women get wrinkles off their faces?

Fabric softener.

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What's the difference between Jesus and Sasha Grey?

The look on their face while being nailed.

Why don't chickens wear underwear?

Because their peckers are on their faces.

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How do Muslim women get wrinkles off their faces?

Fabric softener.

Why would the Holocaust have failed if the victims were Islamic?

Because it would have been impossible to get a Muslim to take a shower.

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What does a ninja and a muslim woman have in common?

They're both invisible.

What is a Muslim womans favorite amendment?

The second (right to bare arms)

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How do Muslim women get wrinkles off their faces?

Fabric softener.

What's the smallest thing in the universe?

A pebble caught between the wrinkle of a flea's ball.