Why don't you just tell her how you feel?

Well, alright." "Girl, I feel with my nerves."

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What does a hippy say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste

How do you stop a ginger from drowning?

You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.

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What do you call the feeling of being a tortured insect?

Antagony

How did the cow feel when it couldn't produce milk?

Udderly useless.

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Why are robots never afraid?

Because they have nerves of steel

Why couldn't the skeleton hurt itself?

Because it didn't have the nerves.