How Many Russians Does It Take To Invade Crimea?

None according to the Russians.

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Where does a 19th century Russian imperialist get his coffee?

Tsarbucks.

What did Russians use for light before candles?

Light bulbs

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How Many Russians Does It Take To Invade Crimea?

None according to the Russians.

Why did Genghis invade China?

Because he khan.

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How Many Russians Does It Take To Invade Crimea?

None according to the Russians.

What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.

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What song did Russia send Ukraine for its birthday?

Crimea a river

How Many Russians Does It Take To Invade Crimea?

None according to the Russians.