A tooter
You'd think it'd be the punchline, but apparently it's funnier when the person feints...
Nobody knows
A private tutor
A compooter. 8D
Because it teaches them how to shoot, run and steal.
His lily died
A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'
A tooter. (thanks, honey)
