Where did Capt. Hook buy his prosthesis?

A. At a secondhand store.

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How much do you pay to buy corn from a pirate?

You pay a buccaneer.

Where does Kylie buy her kebabs?

From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)

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Where did Capt. Hook buy his prosthesis?

A. At a secondhand store.

What's the difference between an angler and a dunce?

One baits his hooks while the other hates his books.

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Why does Rilla get mad when he's in a race?

A. Because all his friends shout "GO-RILLA!"

What do you get... Q. What do you get if you cross a large dinosaur with a frog?

A. A diplo-croak-us.

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Where did Capt. Hook buy his prosthesis?

A. At a secondhand store.

Why did the popular kittens not want to hang out with the kitten with a prosthesis?

OC It was an obvious faux paw. Credit: My wife's a dork.