How did the Jamaican meteorologist report the risk of flash flooding?

Mon, soon."

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Jamaican Jokes More Jamaican Jokes

Why did the Jamaican go to Syria?

To get stoned

What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.

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What made you go out on that dangerous pond ice and risk your life to save a friend?

Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on.

How do you want your mother-in-law buried or cremated?

Hmm No risk do both.

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Why didn't the man report his credit card stolen?

Because the thief was spending less than his wife.

Why do you think your report should be on the net?

Because my marks are all 'E's.