How many blacks does it take to start a riot?

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What are you looking for buddy?

Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose:

How do you start a baby shower?

Throw it into a wood chipper.

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What's the craic?

2: Not much, Brian. I had a pint yesterday. 1: Oh! Really I thought you were only 15 2: I am! 1: So what was it Guiness 2: No, it was water.

What's the difference between a mouse and a rat?

A: 1 has a less likely chance of survival in the dog pound

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What's the plural of "Referendum"?

Riots.

How many people does it take to start a riot?

3/5

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What's black &amp grey and also looks good on a cop?

The World Trade Center

What's a racist photographer's favorite hobby?

Crushing the blacks.