Why do men act like idiots?

Who says they're acting

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What did the man say when he saw a dancing soup container?

That can can can-can!

Why don't men have mid-life crises?

They stay stuck in adolescence.

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How can this cop expect me to show him my license when he took it away last month?

What an Idiot.

Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?

A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

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Who is the prettiest of my friends?

Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.

What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux