What did the mittens say on their wedding day?

I glove you.

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Why do Eskimos have wide noses?

Because they pick their nose with their gloves on.

What did the finger say to the thumb?

A: I'm in glove with you.

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Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now

How does a deaf and dumb tell a secret to another one?

He wears mittens.

Wedding Day Jokes More Wedding Day Jokes

Why is the bride always sad on her wedding day?

Because she doesn't get to marry the best man.

Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances