What did the mittens say on their wedding day?

I glove you.

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Glove Jokes More Glove Jokes

What makes an ideal present for a monster?

Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.

Why do Eskimos have wide noses?

Because they pick their nose with their gloves on.

Mitten Jokes More Mitten Jokes

What happened to the cant when it ate a ball of wool?

What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens

What did Helen Keller scream when she got mugged?

Nothing. It was winter and she had mittens on.

Wedding Day Jokes More Wedding Day Jokes

What does a Polish man give to his bride on their wedding day that's both long and hard?

His surname

Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances