What did the mittens say on their wedding day?

I glove you.

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What did the mittens say on their wedding day?

I glove you.

Why do hitman always wear gloves?

because theyre always wacking guys off....

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How does a deaf and dumb tell a secret to another one?

He wears mittens.

What did Helen Keller scream when she got mugged?

Nothing. It was winter and she had mittens on.

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What does a Polish man give to his bride on their wedding day that's both long and hard?

His surname

Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.