What did the mittens say on their wedding day?

I glove you.

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What did one hand say to the other?

Help, I think I'm in glove".

Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

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What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

How do mute people tell each others secrets?

They put on mittens.

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What is something long and hard that a Polish Bride gets on her wedding day?

A last name.

Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances