Why is a ghost like an empty house?

Because there's no body there!

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How many Brits does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None. They just move out of the house.

How do you know you let a hippie stay at your house?

He's still there.

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Why is a ghost like an empty house?

Because there's no body there!

Why are ghosts always dehydrated?

They have a lot of boos but no water

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How can you tell if someone is a chemistry major?

They have a mole on their body.

What do Ted Bundy and the Space Shuttle Colombia have in common?

They both left bodies in four states.