Why is a ghost like an empty house?

Because there's no body there!

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Why should you only invite gas molecules to your house when they have negligible intermolecular forces between them?

Because they're the ideal gas.

What happens if you play a country song backward?

You get your house back, your dog back, your wife back, and you sober up.

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What's it called when you kidnap a ghost?

A Polter-Heist

Why does everyone love when a ghost goes to a party?

Because he always brings the boos

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Why wasn't the Achilles invited into the body?

Because it was already attendin'.

Why is the most intelligent part of your body so intelligent?

A: Because it nose.